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Santa's Little Helper may not have been lucky for Homer Simpson at the
racetrack one Christmas Eve, but he sure has turned out to be one fortunate dog. Loved and
doted on by his owner, Bart Simpson, Santa's Little Helper enjoys the sort of life that
most dogs can only dream about: He belongs to a tolerant family who let him tear up the
furniture and eat from the table, he enjoyed a brief but fruitful relationship with a
lovely greyhound (together they had 25 puppies, all of whom escaped being killed by Mr.
Burns) and he earned a degree from one of Springfield's most prestigious canine academies.
Of course, life hasn't been all milkbones for Santa's Little Helper: His legs were broken
by Mr. Burns, he was abandoned by the Simpson family for Laddie, a better-bred dog Bart
bought from a catalog, and he was forced to eat several pounds of fried bacon when Homer
briefly flirted with a career in grease harnessing. Santa's Little Helper enjoys long
walks with Bart, burying things in the backyard and begging for food.
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