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Not many people know that Abe Simpson is a highly decorated veteran of the
Second World War. Even fewer people know that he is the inventor of the toilet and the man
who made cats and dogs hate one another. No one knows these things about Abe because no
one listens to him. In fact, they usually leave the room when he starts to speak. Father
of Homer Simpson, grandfather of Bart, Lisa, and Maggie, Abe, a.k.a. Grampa, lives in the
Springfield Retirement Castle where he enjoys soft foods and company of his friends. Abe
was lucky enough to briefly find success in his retirement as a writer for the
award-winning Itchy & Scratchy cartoon series. That career came to an end when
he publicly scolded the entire cartoon industry at an awards show. He has won no awards
since then.
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